[Move Bitch plays in background]
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
At the All Time Low concert, before playing Love Like War, Alex demanded everyone to be quiet before saying: “Alright, so for this song we flew in Vic from Pierce The Veil!” And the whole audience lost their shit, and then Alex says: “HA JUST KIDDING!” AND THE AUDIENCE WAS QUIET FOR TWENTY FUCKING SECONDS AND YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CRY.
a glance at the struggles of unworthy yet overprivileged children
this woman honestly needs psychiatric attention
"I think I need some water" "we have pizza"
the only reason y’all hate jennifer lawrence is because there’s a convenient little list of everything bad she’s said floating around the internet and you read it and decided yes she’s a horrible person. what if someone compiled a list of everything stupid and ignorant you’ve ever said and done and sent it to everyone they know. are you a bad person? probably not. are you gonna seem like one? probablyThis is so important
I am so excited for Will Graham to have the biggest ‘I told you so’ in human history.